Stragpittom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, generous pig.

Stragpittom created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragpittom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stragpittom, she will turn you into a rat.

Stragpittom's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Stragpittom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to shrews while wearing pink shoes.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak about lentils.