Arn is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful aardvark.

Arn created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arn, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arn, he will laugh at you.

Arn's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Arn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.