Bot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful centaur.

Bot created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Bot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bot, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bot's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not cook food in pots.