Bifdumtad is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, overgenerous
whale.
Bifdumtad created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bifdumtad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Bifdumtad, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Bifdumtad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Bifdumtad's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry snakes.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Run away if six nematodes approach from the north.
4. Bifdumtad must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never write about gravity.