Benrutyak is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish
chicken.
Benrutyak created tapeworms three million years ago.
If you believe in
Benrutyak, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Benrutyak, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Benrutyak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Benrutyak's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not shave your arms.
4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.
5. Do not run in public.