Bossganfid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast coyote.

Bossganfid created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossganfid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bossganfid, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bossganfid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bossganfid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bossganfid four times a day.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Hide if nine whales approach from the east.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.