Citponlip is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awesome badger.

Citponlip created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Citponlip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Citponlip, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Citponlip's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Citponlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Put Citponlip first in all things.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
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