Bapjontarg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak bat.

Bapjontarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapjontarg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bapjontarg, it will turn you into a worm.

Bapjontarg's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bapjontarg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bapjontarg.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.