Cissrulwad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, calm whale.

Cissrulwad created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissrulwad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cissrulwad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cissrulwad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cissrulwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Never wear cyan skirts.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never play with disobedient children.