Labwigtip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless centaur.

Labwigtip created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labwigtip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Labwigtip, she will be very sad.

Labwigtip's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Labwigtip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must pray to Labwigtip nine times a day.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Respect your elders.