Ratfudnut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm narwhal.

Ratfudnut created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Ratfudnut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ratfudnut, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ratfudnut's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ratfudnut's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not take Ratfudnut's name in vain.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Respect your elders.
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