Xucfligdut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful giraffe.

Xucfligdut created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucfligdut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xucfligdut, he will come to you in dreams.

Xucfligdut's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Xucfligdut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.