Yartbepdavpan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring snail.

Yartbepdavpan created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartbepdavpan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yartbepdavpan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Yartbepdavpan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yartbepdavpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Yartbepdavpan on top of important buildings.
Votes: 23       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god