Kiklendum is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-knowing chicken.

Kiklendum created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Kiklendum, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kiklendum, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kiklendum's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Kiklendum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Run away from turquoise eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Hide if nine aardvarks approach from the west.