Nullflabnabbafwaplidbonk Tabdublin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, vain goat.

Nullflabnabbafwaplidbonk Tabdublin created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullflabnabbafwaplidbonk Tabdublin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nullflabnabbafwaplidbonk Tabdublin, she will think nothing of it.

Nullflabnabbafwaplidbonk Tabdublin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nullflabnabbafwaplidbonk Tabdublin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silicon sculptures of Nullflabnabbafwaplidbonk Tabdublin on top of important buildings.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Never hurt snakes.