Hat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest eagle.

Hat created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hat, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not take Hat's name in vain.