Cabnuldan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, sapient centaur.

Cabnuldan created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Cabnuldan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cabnuldan, she will manifest in front of you.

Cabnuldan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cabnuldan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Cabnuldan on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Cabnuldan loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.