Narlgidbom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful cobra.

Narlgidbom created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlgidbom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Narlgidbom, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Narlgidbom's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Narlgidbom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Narlgidbom.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not commit murder.