Vegfobbum is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident centaur.

Vegfobbum created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfobbum, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vegfobbum, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vegfobbum's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Vegfobbum's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide from turquoise monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.