Likrowrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil ferret.

Likrowrag created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likrowrag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Likrowrag, she will destroy your home planet.

Likrowrag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Likrowrag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Likrowrag on top of all buildings.

2. Never feed parsnips to horses while wearing violet dresses.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Never mention tapirs.