Bomnatlimdag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, grumpy penguin.

Bomnatlimdag created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Bomnatlimdag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bomnatlimdag, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bomnatlimdag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bomnatlimdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of ducks.

2. You must love Bomnatlimdag.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always obey Bomnatlimdag's priests.