Sidgofster Bothaskip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, clever hippopotamus.

Sidgofster Bothaskip created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidgofster Bothaskip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sidgofster Bothaskip, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sidgofster Bothaskip's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sidgofster Bothaskip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Never feed pineapples to ducks while wearing indigo coats.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never paint your feet violet.

5. Never look at nebulae.