Midcip is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, vain wyrm.

Midcip created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midcip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Midcip, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Midcip's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Midcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet mauve.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Midcip on top of all buildings.