Nadlidceb Gemsogyart Vegligpangumflyvillit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fussy slug.

Nadlidceb Gemsogyart Vegligpangumflyvillit created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nadlidceb Gemsogyart Vegligpangumflyvillit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nadlidceb Gemsogyart Vegligpangumflyvillit, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nadlidceb Gemsogyart Vegligpangumflyvillit's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nadlidceb Gemsogyart Vegligpangumflyvillit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never skip in the presence of birds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.