Stiktigstikmot is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective slug.

Stiktigstikmot created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiktigstikmot, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stiktigstikmot, she will turn you into a duck.

Stiktigstikmot's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Stiktigstikmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Hide from cyan pigs for they are unholy.