Flisbodfob is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful wolf.

Flisbodfob created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisbodfob, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flisbodfob, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flisbodfob's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Flisbodfob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown rats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Put Flisbodfob first in all things.