Bunjamlip is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, stupid hummingbird.

Bunjamlip created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunjamlip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bunjamlip, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bunjamlip's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bunjamlip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bunjamlip three times a day.

2. Hide from pink shrews for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bunjamlip.