Tikvolab is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, flying
wren.
Tikvolab created water two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tikvolab, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Tikvolab, she will not care.
Tikvolab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Tikvolab's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
3. Always wear mauve.
4. Never look at nebulae.
5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.