Henwitflyfad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, prudent raccoon.

Henwitflyfad created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henwitflyfad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Henwitflyfad, she will turn you into a worm.

Henwitflyfad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Henwitflyfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Do not take Henwitflyfad's name in vain.