Cebtafgut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, loving monkey.

Cebtafgut created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Cebtafgut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebtafgut, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cebtafgut's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cebtafgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise kilts.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Worship no other gods but Cebtafgut.

5. Do not hurt great tits.