Xinfossin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, amazing fish.

Xinfossin created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinfossin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xinfossin, he will not care.

Xinfossin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Xinfossin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not take Xinfossin's name in vain.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Xinfossin on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.