Gonnuttap Legbunsat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humorless manatee.

Gonnuttap Legbunsat created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Gonnuttap Legbunsat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gonnuttap Legbunsat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gonnuttap Legbunsat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gonnuttap Legbunsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never skip near seals.

5. Do not make images of living things.