Pagzedgut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise crab.

Pagzedgut created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagzedgut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pagzedgut, it will turn you into a hamster.

Pagzedgut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pagzedgut's Holy Commandments

1. Pagzedgut loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear pink shirts.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not listen to music.