Sabvilpodpinmot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-confident jellyfish.

Sabvilpodpinmot created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabvilpodpinmot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sabvilpodpinmot, it will remove you from existence.

Sabvilpodpinmot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sabvilpodpinmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look after injured badgers.