Cadgebnurpig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful fairy.

Cadgebnurpig created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadgebnurpig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cadgebnurpig, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cadgebnurpig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cadgebnurpig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Hide if nine aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Never look at galaxies.