Vencumfar is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, moody goat.

Vencumfar created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vencumfar, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vencumfar, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vencumfar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vencumfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Run away from violet mites, for they are unholy.