Babkadnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awesome raccoon.

Babkadnurl created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babkadnurl, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Babkadnurl, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Babkadnurl's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Babkadnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight grasshopers approach from the west.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Babkadnurl must be the most important thing in your life.