Dimlipmon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless dragonfly.

Dimlipmon created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimlipmon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dimlipmon, she will turn you into a worm.

Dimlipmon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dimlipmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Never sing in the presence of foxes.

5. Dimlipmon loves swans, so they must be honoured.