Babkoncut is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident squid.

Babkoncut created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Babkoncut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Babkoncut, she will come to you in dreams.

Babkoncut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Babkoncut's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Babkoncut.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Mice are not to be trusted.