Yokpagbep is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair eagle.

Yokpagbep created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokpagbep, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokpagbep, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yokpagbep's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yokpagbep's Holy Commandments

1. Yokpagbep loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yokpagbep.

4. You must love Yokpagbep.

5. Yokpagbep loves turtles, so they must be honoured.