Ortrilgat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sage bear.

Ortrilgat created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortrilgat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ortrilgat, he will send you a sign.

Ortrilgat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ortrilgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Ortrilgat loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never laugh near foxes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.