Arfspagquag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent dragonfly.

Arfspagquag created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfspagquag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arfspagquag, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Arfspagquag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Arfspagquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help whales.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Never think about nebulae.