Gonkemfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, kind rat.

Gonkemfeb created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Gonkemfeb, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gonkemfeb, he will turn you into a worm.

Gonkemfeb's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gonkemfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gonkemfeb's priests.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.