Ripdagxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak jaguar.

Ripdagxuck created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripdagxuck, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ripdagxuck, he will be mildly annoyed.

Ripdagxuck's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ripdagxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ripdagxuck.

5. Never jump near cats.