Wikpitmum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring dryad.

Wikpitmum created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikpitmum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wikpitmum, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wikpitmum's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wikpitmum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.