Motpogxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring deer.

Motpogxuc created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motpogxuc, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Motpogxuc, it will send minions to preach to you.

Motpogxuc's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Motpogxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.