Kamliggod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, caring cow.

Kamliggod created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Kamliggod, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kamliggod, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kamliggod's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Kamliggod's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kamliggod.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.