Flig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient seal.

Flig created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Flig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flig, it will throw large rocks at you.

Flig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Flig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear boots.