Fobdagsas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful slug.

Fobdagsas created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fobdagsas, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fobdagsas, she will turn you into a frog.

Fobdagsas' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fobdagsas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Fobdagsas on top of important buildings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.