Koprathomxin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful badger.

Koprathomxin created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Koprathomxin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Koprathomxin, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Koprathomxin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Koprathomxin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.